kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

aspidelaps:

excessunrated:

solarsaturation:

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

mad as hell

This makes me so fucking mad i cant evennnnfjhhfkgftydtyfy

I think steve here is actually a david because I can’t help but think of my dad reading this ugggh

internetzahhaker:

animeasuka:

emergencycocktail:

#WHAT IF THE BULB OPENS UP AND BEES FLY OUT

we found the ideal starter for Sollux guys

IT’S SO CUTE I WANT ONE

tinkersandtoymakers:

vvargs:

My banana looks like Matt Smith

howlingwolf13:

paralleltoparallel:

#let me tell you something about this scene okay #her little pause before she says ‘and the baby’ #like she’s not sure if she’s going to say it #but then she figures okay why not say it I’ve got nothing left to lose #and that little smile on her face when she does #because for all the heartache she’s feeling right now and has felt since she and the Doctor were separated #there’s this one thing that will always keep them together #but then the Doctor says ‘you’re not…?’#it’s this look of sheer terror and sadness on his face #that is not the face of a man who thinks the woman he loves is pregnant with another man’s child #he thinks she’s pregnant with his child #and now she’s trapped in a parallel world where he will never be able to reach her #but if she’d told him right then and there that she was pregnant with his child he would have torn both universes apart to get to them #and he can’t do that because he has to protect the universe and stay detached and nothing should cloud his vision #and Rose knows that because she knows him better than anyone so seeing that look on his face she says ‘it’s mum’s’ #and then that look of relief on his face is worth the lie #they only have two minutes and sometimes a lie is kinder than the truth

I hate you

hootowlforlife:

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

whY DOES THIS HAVE 1,000+ NOTES

gokudezi:

gokudezi:

Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

HOT DAMN DO I WANT THIS

hospitalvespers:

harpollo:

Incredible character animation. The folks at Carbine have some fantastic animators on their team.

well, i know a new game i wanna play…

stuckasleep:

an incredibly important photoset 

phantom-quantum:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

Thank you for this.